What’s in Barry’s Bag?
-sparkly banana hammock w/comic sans scrawl: “huff n’ stuff”
-glow sticks from sunday’s rave at SF Zoo ft. DJ Swami Sumant Swagga & The Detroit Dwarf Dance Troupe “Tappin’ Djabooties”
-Taco Bell napkins scribbled with B-man’s ideas for new nicknames: Shelf75, Jammasta Z, B to the To, BarZit, Mighty Mounder, Francine
-a 3lb weight
-Business card for Bay Area Life Coach Jules “Jethro Tull” Nadir
-lip gloss, Sour Cherry
-Guitar Center application
